Here in the Northeast, neighborhoods (and states all along the Eastern seaboard) are preparing to meet up with one of the largest hurricanes in 100 years. Hurricane Irene (unfortunately sharing the same namesake as myself) is due North up from the Bahamas. If you are among the parties concerned, you will have already seen the hysteria mounting at all the supermarkets. Every Stepford Wife should have a fairly well stocked pantry (not on hoarding levels, of course), so we feel it is unnecessary and unladylike to jostle with the ruffians in the supermarket for basic necessities.
The first and most important item to get sold out is always bottled water. The biggest mistake people make is to assume we only need water to hydrate. So if you bought a few cases of spring water, you would end up using it for washing your hands, face, and other emergency purposes. That thins down the supply mighty quickly. We opt for an alternative. Since I am no expert on these matters, I will let my husband take over at this point: his quotes are indented in the blockquote:
Hi Ladies! I hope everyone is prepared for the oncoming inclement weather. Along with my lovely wife Irene, I noticed a mad dash to hoard bottled water. It reminds me of the problems residents faced down in New Orleans during the Hurrican Katrina incident. Of course, the water surrounding the stranded people, at that point was tainted with nearby chemical factories, sewage, and above-ground burial remains seeping into the mix. Still, had they known basic steps to purifying water, it could have saved some lives. In most of our locations however, worst case scenario – hydration wise- is that a water main breaks, and we are without water.
It always strikes me as a bit irrational to haul all that water back from the supermarket. What happens if the storm doglegs its way out to sea? We are left with gallons of water that is not only heavy and takes up space, we are looking at months of consumption ahead.
Instead, I suggested to Irene that we get one of those simple 18 – 30 gallon plastic storage containers (with lids) that can be found at Target, Walmart, Kohl’s or any ordinary department store. Rinse out the container with mild detergent and flush with clean water. Dry.
The following are CDC recommendations for cleaning:
1. Wash the storage container with dishwashing soap and water and rinse completely with clean water.
2. Sanitize the container by adding a solution made by mixing 1 teaspoon of unscented liquid household chlorine bleach in one quart of water.
3. Cover the container and shake it well so that the sanitizing bleach solution touches all inside surfaces of the container.
4. Wait at least 30 seconds and then pour the sanitizing solution out of the container.
5. Let the empty sanitized container air-dry before use OR rinse the empty container with clean, safe water that already is available.
Then purchase a supply of water purification tablets from your local sporting / camping goods store. They range from Chlorine dioxide to iodine crystals and iodine dioxide. We use Katadyn MicroPur Purification Tablets (chlorine dioxide), but also keep an unopened fresh bottle of original liquid chlorox bleach (unscented) around for emergency purposes (see below)
Here is a typical J Terence Thomas 30 gallon container at Lowes.com

On the day before the Hurricane hits, fill the cleaned container with tap water, then cover the lid, seal with duct tape if need be, and leave it in the kitchen. Do not use a container with a dual flap opening lid. Go with one that clicks shut.
When disaster strikes and you need to drink potable water, simply draw from your supply from within the container. Drop in your water purification tablets per instructions.
The beauty of this setup is that IF the storm or hurricane passes by without incident, you simply pour out the water (use for watering plants or washing outdoor furniture, equipment, car) and set it aside for future emergency water use (do not use it to contain anything other than dry foodstuffs). Now you are not stuck with gallons upon gallons of bottled water in your garage.
Here is a link for purifying household water with household bleach. Good information to print out and tape to the side of your unopened bottle of bleach: Purifying Household Water
