We’re Still Here (November 15, 2017)

November 15th, 2017

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We haven’t abandoned this blog / website / organization. The ladies in the organization were in the process of relocating to a different town north of Connecticut.

We have been reading your delightful emails and are still in the process of replying to each and every single one of them. Plese bear with us.

In the meantime, we leave you with our favorite quotes from the good book.

Check back soon and look for our replies to your email.

from John Gill’s Exposition of the Bible

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands
This is an instance, explaining the above general rule; which subjection lies in honour and reverence, ( Ephesians 5:33 ) , and in obedience; they should think well of their husbands, speak becomingly to them, and respectfully of them; the wife should take care of the family, and family affairs, according to the husband’s will; should imitate him in what is good, and bear with that which is not so agreeable; she should not curiously inquire into his business, but leave the management of it to him; she should help and assist in caring and providing for the family; and should abide with him in prosperity and adversity, and do nothing without his will and consent: and this subjection is only to her husband; not to any other man, nor to her children, nor to her servants, or any brought into her house; and this consideration should render the subjection more easy, voluntary, and cheerful: and which is but reasonable that it should be; as may be gathered from the time, matter, and end of the woman’s creation, she was made after him, out of him, and for him; and from her fall, and being first in the transgression; and from her being the weaker and inferior sex; and from the profitableness and comeliness of it; and the credit of religion requires it, that so the word of God be not blasphemed: wherefore it follows,
-Ephesians 5.22

from 1 Peter 3:1 – 3:6 (Amplified Bible)

IN LIKE manner, you married women, be submissive to your own husbands [subordinate yourselves as being secondary to and dependent on them, and adapt yourselves to them], so that even if any do not obey the Word [of God], they may be won over not by discussion but by the [godly] lives of their wives,

When they observe the pure and modest way in which you conduct yourselves, together with your reverence [for your husband; you are to feel for him all that reverence includes: to respect, defer to, revere him–to honor, esteem, appreciate, prize, and, in the human sense, to adore him, that is, to admire, praise, be devoted to, deeply love, and enjoy your husband].

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Stepford Is Back: The Beginning Of A Trump Era

January 23rd, 2017

First of, us girls here at the Stepford Organization (http://www.stepfordwives.org) would like to congratulate President Trump and his family for his success in becoming the 45th president of the once greatest country in the world. Now we look forward to him fulfilling his job to make that country great again.

Thinking back to that golden decade of the 1950s, America was great when us women kept silent, kept the home clean and sparkling, and let our men take the lead. We maintain the domestic life but were always there to support our men with optimism, commitment, and religious devotion. Here is President Trump’s elegant wife Melania holding the Bible for him to be sworn in. Look at the way she watches her man with deep reverence and honor! A picture says a thousand words:

Donald Trump Inauguration Make America Great Again

We will we return to that golden age where women answer to the Stepford edict; to look fresh, beautiful, chaste, obedient, and attractive, while our men do all the talking. Witness here:

Donald Trump Trumps Get Interviewed Women Keep Quiet Stepford

It’s not only enough to be attractive. Remember, in Stepford we work hard to be sexually gratifying and available to our men at any time.

Businessman Donald Trump and wife Melania Trump arrive for the 40th Anniversary Saturday Night Live (SNL) broadcast in the Manhattan Borough of New York February 15, 2015. REUTERS/Carlo Allegri (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT REAL ESTATE BUSINESS)

So while the men in the new White House do what they need to do to lift our country up again from the dismal eight years, it is time for us women to get in high gear and answer the call to life our men up and be men again.

She Wants President Hillary, He Wants President Trump, She Wants A Divorce.

August 20th, 2016
Kerry Maguire and Tom Stossel, among the many couples whose relationships have frayed during the 2016 election season, at home in Belmont, Mass.

Kerry Maguire and Tom Stossel, among the many couples whose relationships have frayed during the 2016 election season, at home in Belmont, Mass.

Wife wants to vote for Hillary, husband wants to vote for Trump. She demands he vote for Hillary or she will divorce him and move to Canada. If Canadians are truly smarter than Americans, then they would not grant her entry. No serious and devoted wife would ever demand anything from her husband, let alone decide his personal choice for a president. If anything, we at The Stepford Wives Organization believe a wife should ALWAYS vote for who her husband votes for.

Many of the girls in our organization believe that we shouldn’t vote, but that is irresponsible. By voting for who your husband votes for, you are effectively increasing your husband’s voting power by two.

So ladies, always ask your husband who he wants you to vote for, and abide by it come voting day.

 

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Asking For Permission The Stepford Way

April 28th, 2016

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Here at the Stepford Organization, not only do us girls always ask our men for their advice, we always ask for their permission. We ask for his permission before making purchases, we ask for his permission if we’re going to spend an afternoon out, we ask his permission before we take a little bite of a delightfully guilty dessert (which is seldom, because ladies…remember the waistline!)

But there is two ways of asking for permission. Although we have a deep reverence and admiration for a man’s guidance in every part of our daily decision making, we feel a man doesn’t want to be constantly harassed with every minutiae of our lives, most of which are meaningless anyway. So instead of going to him and posing the same question in the same exact way “what do you think I should do?” We suggest the Stepford Way of asking for permission.

These are basically variations of the question “what should I do?”

  • “Honey, I’d Like To Hear Your Opinion On This”
  • “What would you do in this case?”
  • “What do you think would be the smart thing to do?”
  • “How would you approach this?”
  • “I’m thinking of going out, is there anything you need me to do before I leave?”
  • “I’m thinking of going out, when is a good time you’d like me to be back?”
  • “I’m thinking about making this purchase, do you think it’s financially wise?”
  • “My opinion is whatever your opinion of the matter is.”
  • “I’m happy when you’re happy.”
  • “I value your input.”
  • If you’re at a lost of how to phrase “what should I do?” to your husband – a phrase that should be first and foremost in every Stepford Wives’ mind, just remember our no. 1 rule of thumb” The word you or your should be in every phrase or question when you are communicating to your husband or man asking for his permission.

    Feminist Fantasies

    April 4th, 2016

    One of the greatest champions of the conservative right, Phyllis Schlafly wrote a book called _Feminists Fantasies_ in 2003. As she has been doing for decades, Mrs. Schlafly elaborates upon this “fantasy” of third-wave feminism, constantly creating the specter of male aggression, male entitlement, and patriarchal dominance. Feminism went from the advancing suffrage movement to gain voting rights for women at the turn of the 1900s, to the advancing ERA movement and the move out of homemaking in the 60s and 70s (courtesy of Betty Friedan and Gloria Steinhem) and finally, the passive-aggressive third wave, that sought to portray women as constant victims in every situation, laying blame on society, the specter of male aggression, entitlement, and patriarchy. The recent set of photos from Allaire Bartel is no exception.

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    Among the girls at our organization, we have members who have worked full time in corporate offices from secretarial to executive positions. And yes, some of us have majored in Women Studies / Gender Studies in established liberal arts universities. Men at the office today carry out orders without the chauvinism portrayed in the tv show “Mad Men.” The sort of aggression and over-stepping of boundaries portrayed in these photos is exactly what Phyllis Schlafly would call “Feminist Fantasies.”

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    Almost all of our members visit local gyms regularly – in addition to working out at home on machines. No men – NO MEN ANYWHERE – behave like this in gyms. Anyone who has been to gyms know this. If anything, men have a very narrowed, allowed field-of-view, as women obnoxiously prance around in shamefully skimpy outfits showing off tattoos daring men to sneak a peek. In contrast, men at gyms are overly polite and keep their eyes and certainly, hands to themselves.

    Other photos from this set include women being groped by anonymous hands while walking down a public street, being choked while cooking. These, are feminist fantasies. Walk down any public street in America if you are a woman, and chances are, men will walk to the side and give you the right of way.

    Mrs. Schlafly said it best when she said the American woman has it best in the world today. We have the most power and choice to choose our destiny.

    And we, at the Stepford Wives Organization choose to return home to cook, make the beds, clean the home, and serve and entertain our men where we belong!

    A Stepford Wife Is Not Complete Without Her Smile….

    March 25th, 2016

    Proverbs 31 in the good book may outline many of the qualities to be a strong, good, hard-working wife. Many of our readers who are terrific individuals who work hard at their marriage and relationship on top of their daily routine know this. However, what sets a Stepford Wife apart is that you should do all this – on top of your daily work – with a big, bright smile.

    A Stepford Wife may work hard – at cooking, cleaning, taking care of and pleasing the man in our lives, but it means nothing unless we do it with a smile, especially a smile for him.

    A Stepford Wife Needs A Man and Her Smile To Bring Her To Life at stepfordwives.org

    A Stepford Wife Needs A Man and Her Smile to bring her to life at stepfordwives.org


    We look at it this way: smiling is the cherry on top of dressing nice, being neat and clean, courteous and polite, and staying in shape.

    A Stepford Wife Needs Her Smile at stepfordwives.org

    A Stepford Wife Needs Her Smile at stepfordwives.org


    Constant dieting and exercise are great. Never complaining and sugar-coating everything as if your station in life is the greatest thing is wonderful, but smiling is the crown that should sit on all that hard work. Smiling means we are happy to be compliant and submissive to our man’s needs and his happiness.

    A Stepford Wife Needs Her Smile at stepfordwives.org

    A Stepford Wife Needs Her Smile at stepfordwives.org


    The art of the Stepford Wife is to make it all seem effortless. Let the day glide by as if you haven’t lifted a finger…and look forward to the night when we do our real work.

    With a smile to show how glad we are to be with him!

    A Stepford Wife Should Serve and Please Her Man With A Smile at stepfordwives.org

    A Stepford Wife Should Serve and Please Her Man With A Smile at stepfordwives.org


    photos are by Momchil Hristov for Maximum Magazine

    FAQ: “What If My Husband Votes For A Different Candidate Than Mine?”

    March 12th, 2016

    Voting 2016 Presidential Campaign GOP Democrat Suffragists Women's rights, ERA, Feminism, Feministing

    We get this question all the time. Although girls at our organization never tell people how to vote (it’s just not our place to do so), we have always espouse the traditional view that we women are not well-informed enough about current topics and educated enough about politics to vote. That’s why it has never been an issue on how or who we should vote for.

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    We leave the decisions up to the head-of-the-household. Critics will say that women in the past have fought for our right to vote. We certainly appreciate that effort, and we fully utilize that right. We exercise the freedom of either choices and we are all. We either stay at home and refrain from voting, OR if additional votes are needed for our husband’s candidate, we vote for who our husband tells us to vote for. He is the head of our household and we follow the head. Our duty as Stepford wives is not to question or inquire, we leave it up to our men to make informed decisions.

    So come these primaries, caucuses, and presidential elections, we hope you will do what we do and follow your husband’s lead. Of course, we also hope you will vote for a candidate who is conservative, Christian, and stands for traditional values.

    Application To Be The Perfect Wife

    November 1st, 2015

    Girls here at the Stepford Wives Organization are avid collectors of religious mores when it comes to wifely duties. The FLDS (Fundamental Latter Day Saints) have great anachronistic interest in their ideas of marriage because they are fundamentally living in times capsules from previous centuries. While we do look to antique books on how to conduct ourselves in marriage, FLDS principles and sermons are useful primers as well.

    Even though this is a supposed questionnaire for application to be an FLDS wife and the mother, it highlights the qualities that are important on becoming that perfect wife which we all strive to be. It is from former FLDS member Jessica Rohbock. (https://goo.gl/Rbf0qp)