When He Comes Home Everyday

September 30th, 2014

Here is a remix we put together from an old PUCK comic.

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Enjoy!

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Stepford Wives Present at the 40th Ryder Cup 2014

September 28th, 2014

The American PGA team brings along their wives for support at the Ryder Cup tournament at Gleneagles, Scotland. Appearing in matching light brown coats and matching striped scarves, the perfectly coiffed and well-turned out wives sit behind their men to show their support. And we at the Stepford Organization support that!

Golfers' Wives and Girlfriends (Gwags and Wags) Click for larger image

You can read more about this event at the Daily Mail Website: Golf Wives and Girlfriends (GWAGs) tee off early by catwalking into Ryder Cup opening ceremony in stylish matching outfits

Here is another picture of the girls sitting behind their men:

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American Stepford Wives Do it right and get behind their men (images by Harry How at http://goo.gl/N8tgRW)

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The Husband Is The Head of The Wife

September 17th, 2014
Ephesians 5:22

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See more of our favorite quotes here at the Stepford Wives Favorite Quotes Page

Learn more about the Stepford Wives Organization at our website: Stepford Wives Organization

And visit us at our blog: Stepford Wives Organization Diary

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Assemble Yourself To Your Husband’s Specifications and Needs at Stepford Wives Organization

September 6th, 2014

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Assembled to you husband's specifications at stepfordwife.com

Assembled to you husband's specifications at stepfordwife.com

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Behaving Like Men Is Not Liberating and It is Not Feminine

August 30th, 2014
behaving like men is not feminine and it is not liberating

behaving like men is not feminine and it is not liberating

Behaving the way men behave is neither a sign of success or liberation. If anything it reinforces the superiority of patriarchy as the gold standard to be emulated. Being a gentlewoman and be a feminine, obedient wife are traits that are not manly, and therefore desirable to men. Men are not interested in what other men do.

They are interested in what only women can do.

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“In Front Of Every Successful Woman Should Be A Man”

July 21st, 2014

As avid followers of the evolving ideas of traditional marriage, we at The Stepford Wives Organization are constantly scouring the internet and printed book matter for ideas and new information.

We have mentioned the polygamous FLDS (Fundamental Latter Day Saints) group, purely out of interest for their anachronistic ideas of traditional marriage and their views of the man as the head-of-the-household. After all, our favorite “bible” of marriage was written by a Mormon.

Now to be clear, none of us at the organization support polygamy, and we certainly do NOT condone underage marriage or child brides in ANY form. From a purely historical historical however, legal marriageable age in 13th century England was 12 yrs old, without the consent of parents! Up till the 18th century, girls at 13 yrs old married without the consent of their parents. Girls in the American colonies married as young as 9 yrs old. So whether you agree with it or not (we don’t), legal standards are a fluid concept that keeps fluctuating with the times.

Here is a wonderful idea from the FLDS group:

If somebody says, ‘You look pretty today,’ you’re to say, ‘Well, it’s because of my husband,’ or ‘It’s because I have such a wonderful father.’ ”

All glory, she says, must be passed on to the priesthood head, or the male with the highest level of religious authority in a woman’s family.

source: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2008/04/21/20080421polygamydress0421.html#ixzz3878Xs2Zj

We at The Stepford Wives Organization are delighted to give all credit to our men, even in instances where we were responsible for the praise. We see this as an additional dimension in supporting our men and placing them in a positive light. Because at the Stepford Wives Organization, we have a favorite saying: “in front of every successful woman should be a man!.

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Review of Secret Lives of the Stepford Wives on Investigation Discovery

May 10th, 2014

There are two types of people in this world: those who cheer for you and are happy when you’ve finally made it, and those who stew on the sidelines, pray for your failure and dance a schadenfreude jig when you go down in flames. That’s why supermarket checkout counter glossies and tabloids were invented in the first place. Everyday people slog through the day with mediocre lives while celebrities and tv personalities live it up to the hilt, their every move, partner, acquisition, success, appearance are captured, celebrated, photographed, and written up.

But oh what a delight and pure joy when we find their marriages torn asunder, their weight gained, their plastic surgery gone wrong…a little celebratory Roman candle somewhere inside us goes off. At least we can say: we’re not alone in our misery.

And that’s basically the reception the trope of the Stepford Wives have received since the debut of Bryan Forbes’s movie based on Ira Levin’s satire _The Stepford Wives_. “Nobody can possibly be that perfect! Somewhere, somehow, THERE MUST BE A FLAW! THERE MUST BE A DIRTY SECRET!” Otherwise how can we bear to live with our lackluster, ordinary, spotty life?

That’s where Investigation Discovery’s _Secret Lives of the Stepford Wives_ come in. Each 30 minute episode is based on a true crime story of a spotless marriage gone bad. What opens as a picture-perfect marriage of a upwardly mobile couple reveals flaws before the first commercial break. A “Stepford Wife” who is a domestic goddess eventually succumbs to madness, infidelity, financial crisis, stress, and/or an over-controlling husband. One of the two perishes by the end of each installation, living up to the show’s slogan “Perfect Life, Perfect Wife, Perfect Knife.”

Basically it’s a spinoff of Investigation Discovery’s Deadly Women tv series that first aired in 2005 and then resumed in 2008. Think of The Secret Lives of the Stepford Wives as Wives with Knives(another ID series) with cupcakes and sprinkles.

If you have to watch one episode, we recommend _Stay-At-Home Murder_ (Season 1: Episode 3). It has all the classic elements, foibles, and issues of being a true Stepford Wife: a controlling husband, a huge workload at home, keeping up appearances, cleanliness, perfection, control, sex and stress. It is the story of Houston’s hottest homemaker Susan Wright, and how things begin to fall apart. We didn’t find the series entertaining, mostly because we can bear to see things go wrong. A misstep here and there is okay, but we take no schadenfreude pleasure in seeing one of our kind go to pieces.

This doesn’t mean we battle these issues every day, but they do come up. And when they do, how we deal with them and how we make the most of the most of those pressures is why The Stepford Wives Organization and our website and this blog exists!

And yes, the creators of _The Secret Lives of the Stepford Wives_ have contacted us when they were developing the series. We declined, because our husbands said they didn’t want us or our families in the spotlight.

Look. We at the Stepford Wives Organization never said we were perfect. Our husbands write the rules. We merely live by them. It’s a blueprint, a guide. We aim for perfection in homemaking and providing comfort to our men, and when we fall short, we go back the next day and try to give more and get it right. Otherwise, we’re pretty ordinary ourselves.

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Fifty Shades of Grey and So Much More

May 7th, 2014

I was sitting at the local Motor Vehicles Department room waiting for my number to be called. A DMV worker walked by and greeted me.

Then she said “Hey! What are you reading there? Fifty Shades of Grey?”

She gave me a nudge and a salacious wink.

I raised my eyebrows, held up the book cover and smiled. It was Anna Sofia Botkin’s and Elizabeth Botkin’s So Much More.

Read more about the Visionary Daughters here at The Visionary Daughters Website

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Christian Purity Balls are Rorschach Tests

May 6th, 2014
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David Magnusson Purity 2014

Swedish photographer David Mangusson is coming out with a photo book called Purity. In the photo essays, he captures portraits of fathers and daughters about to attend Christian Purity Balls, where daughters promise to stay virgins, and their dads take a vow to protect their chastity. This sounds perfectly normal to us here at the Stepford Wives Organization. We agree with Mr. Magnusson’s statement:

In Purity I wanted to create portraits so beautiful that the girls and their fathers could be proud of the pictures in the same way they are proud of their decisions – while someone from a different background might see an entirely different story in the very same photographs.

David Magnusson Purity 2014

What one chooses to “see” in these pictures says more about the viewer’s state of mind than it does the actual situation at hand. In today’s salacious society and their insatiable appetite for scandal, the tendency is to read imaginary worst-case scenarios into otherwise innocuous images. It’s the same with TLC-based reality shows involving children. Reasonable moms will see Dance Moms as unnecessary pushiness via competitiveness, parents will see adorable kids being maneuvered in Toddlers and Tiaras, and folks who have their minds in the gutter will protest the dangers of all these programs in how they entice child stalkers.

Predictably, bloggers online have exploded with self-righteous irony concerning Chritian purity balls: ( try this link or this one) Check out the comments.

In Christian Purity Balls, we simply see a father-daughter relationship in a correct, albeit anachronistic form.

“It’s the father’s way of saying, ‘until she marries, he will be the (only) man in her life.’” Later on a father says to his daughter: “You are married to the Lord and your father is your boyfriend.”


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We see nothing creepy or “Freudian” about this. Modern liberal society has invested entirely too much of its consciousness in the therapy-mad Jewish culture of psychoanalysis. Forming a lifelong bond with one’s father is natural for us Stepford Women. With purity balls, our husbands inherit not only our covenant to chastity, but also our sound, close relationships with our fathers. If you love your father as the only man in your life; the day you tie the know, you will equally love, praise, and worship the new man in your life.

And that, gets the Stepford seal of approval!

source:
David Magnusson’s Purity Page from his website: David Magnusson: Purity
ABC Nightline Prime: Daughters Commit to Live Pure Lives at ‘Purity Balls’

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Conservative Women Propose A Solution To Income Inequality: Marriage (Time Magazine Article)

April 2nd, 2014

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In the article, Mona Charen says, “Millions of women have taken feminist advice and it’s led to unparalleled misery.”

We couldn’t agree more. Look at the tempestuous married life of the unhappy housewife Betty Friedan of the Feminine Mystique and compare it to happy 67 year marriage of Fascinating Womanhood author Helen Andelin.

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When my sister Carolyn went through all her Women’s Studies courses in college, she took it all in with an open mind and without judgment. Once she came out into the real world and found out that most women couldn’t have it out, it was time to throw in the towel and return to the kitchen. As we always say at the Stepford Wives Organization: “If you can’t do two things in mediocrity, it’s better to do one thing well!

To Read the Time Magazine Article, click here Conservative Women Propose A Solution To Income Inequality

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